80 Best Easter Jokes That Every Bunny Will Find Hilarious
We think these puns and riddles are egg-cellent for kids and adults alike.
Say what you will about corny jokes, but they serve a great purpose, especially when it comes to trying to get a cranky kiddo to crack a smile for the family portrait dressed in their Easter finest. Sure, you may get a groan in response, but if you keep the gags going, you’re bound to get a chuckle sooner or later. That's why we've got your back with the very best Easter jokes out there.
With this comprehensive list, you’ll never run out of material for the long drive to Grandma’s or while decorating eggs. It covers all the humor bases: knock-knock jokes, Dad jokes and, of course, Easter puns galore. And they’re appropriate jokes for kids of all ages, too.
So go ahead and start the ball rolling at Easter dinner or on a Zoom call with the cousins with a bunny-themed wisecrack or two. And when you’re stumped on what to write for your Easter Instagram caption, bust out one of these gems and watch the LOLs and tears of joy emojis multiply in response. You might even consider printing out a few of these gags on pieces of colored paper and add them to your kids’ Easter baskets to incite a few snickers while they’re gobbling up their holiday candy.
Either way, it’s guaranteed Easter fun for all your peeps! So let’s get cracking and start yolking around.
What do rabbits say before they eat?
“Lettuce pray.”
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A new dye-job.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer?
They have hare conditioning.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?
Because then it would be a foot!
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Because they wanted better celery.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more Easter eggs to decorate?
Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter?
He didn’t have the hare fare.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunnymoon.
Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy?
In his Easter casket!
How can you make Easter preparations go faster?
Use the eggs-press lane.
What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?
An egg-straterrestrial!
Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Because they are eggs-tinct.
How can you tell which rabbits are getting old?
Look for the gray hares.
How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood?
He’s hoppy.
What did the magician say after the rabbit vanished?
Hare today, gone tomorrow.
What do you call a transformer bunny?
Hop-timus Prime.
How does a rabbit throw a tantrum?
He gets hopping mad.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna get all the Easter eggs?
Hannah Jeon is an Associate Commerce Editor at Prevention, where she covers expert-driven commerce content for all things health, beauty, and wellness. Previously the Editorial Assistant at Good Housekeeping, she earned her bachelor’s degree in creative writing and psychology from Johns Hopkins University. When she’s not on the hunt for all the best products online, you can often find her trying out new food spots in New York City or clicking away behind a camera.
Marisa (she/her) has covered all things parenting, from the postpartum period through the empty nest, for Good Housekeeping since 2018; she previously wrote about parents and families at Parents and Working Mother. She lives with her husband and daughter in Brooklyn, where she can be found dominating the audio round at her local bar trivia night or tweeting about movies.
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