101 Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids With Good Senses of Humor
Who's there? A bunch of clever punchlines!
Comedy is subjective, especially when children are your intended audience. While you never know exactly what's going to tickle their funny bones — except, it seems, poop jokes, which are always funny to them — you can make some educated guesses. When it comes to the best jokes for kids, knock knock jokes are almost the perfect format. They're in a formula that even the littlest comedy fans can recognize. They offer something familiar, but with a surprise twist at the end. As kids get older, you can see their logic skills working in real time as they try to anticipate the answers. And the knock knock joke format is also easy to memorize when they're ready to start telling jokes themselves.
That's why, when you're spending any time with kids, it's always good to have an arsenal of these gags in your back pocket to deploy at a moment's notice. These are the most hilarious knock knock jokes for kids. They touch on some favorite kid subjects, like food, animals and even their names or their classmates' names. There are some old classics in there that always get kids going, but also some new zingers that they probably haven't heard before. And they're easy to teach to kids who want to repeat them to their friends. Memorize a few of these, and there will never be a dull moment!
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The Funniest Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Yoo-hoo! Anybody home?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
ICE CREAM SO YOU CAN HEAR ME!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Venice.
Venice who?
Venice your dad coming home?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you asking so many questions for, just open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, I didn’t know you could yodel!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel … that’s why I knocked!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help opening the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears who?
‘Ears another knock knock joke for ya!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you in there!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Adorable.
Adorable who?
A-door-a-bell don't work, that's why I knocked!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
Knock Knock Jokes With Names
Knock, knock.
Who there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Know a place I can spend the night?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam my way, I’m coming in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue-prize! Happy birthday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I’ll tell you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t work, can you let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita use the bathroom, please open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alex-plain later, just open up!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Colleen.
Colleen who?
Colleen up your room, it's a mess!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for 10 minutes!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy bell gonna start working again?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice joke get any worse?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn’t opened so I knocked.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec.
Alec who?
Alectricity. BUZZ!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel not working?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep knocking, or are you going to open up?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yvette.
Yvette who?
Yvette is a doctor for animals.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peep hole and find out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
Knock Knock Jokes About Food
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in or I’ll freeze!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I’d love some peanuts.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stew.
Stew who?
Stew cold out here, let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a cake for your birthday!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Curry.
Curry who?
Curry me home will you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Pease who?
Peas to meet you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, I’ve been knocking forever!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you sooooo much!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna dance?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pudding!
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before you come out is a good idea.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lemon meringue.
Lemon meringue who?
Lemon meringue the bell, but nobody answered!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soup.
Soup who?
Superman!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bean.
Bean who?
Bean a while since I've seen you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Onion.
Onion who?
Onion mark, get set, go!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to be invited over!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say ‘Banana?’
Knock Knock Jokes About Animals
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly! Cows go, “Moo!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls go.
Owls go who?
That’s right!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you pack the suitcase.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow
An interrupt—MOO!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Moose.
Moose who?
Moose you be so nosy?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Chicken my pocket but I can't find my keys!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Geese.
Geese who?
Geese what I got in the mail today?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get the door for me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at this game!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rhino.
Rhino who?
Rhino every knock knock joke there is, so there's no use in telling any more.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
What are you, an owl?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, and I’m putting it in your mailbox!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear with me, it's so cold out here I can hardly talk!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion.
Lion who?
Just lion here on your doorstep, waiting for you to let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some bunny.
Some bunny who?
Some BUNNY once told me the world is gonna roll me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Giraffe.
Giraffe who?
Giraffe anything to eat? I’m starving.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
More Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leash.
Leash who?
Leash you could do is answer the doorbell!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the best way out of this neighborhood?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weekend.
Weekend who?
Weekend do anything we want!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shore.
Shore who?
Shore hope you like bad jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Yippee!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch your doing and open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person knocking on the door?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Two 4s.
Two 4s who?
No need to make lunch we already 8!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold outside, let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Zoom.
Zoom who?
Zoom did you think it was?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bless.
Bless who?
But I didn’t sneeze!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, it’s to whom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Yeah, you do sound cuckoo!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go, “Toot toot, vroom, vroom!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Says.
Says who?
Says me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Saturn!
Saturn who?
I Saturn my phone or I would've called first!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use — these jokes will never be funny.
Marisa (she/her) has covered all things parenting, from the postpartum period through the empty nest, for Good Housekeeping since 2018; she previously wrote about parents and families at Parents and Working Mother. She lives with her husband and daughter in Brooklyn, where she can be found dominating the audio round at her local bar trivia night or tweeting about movies.
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